| 1. Only the RADDEST of kids are allowed on my turf |
| 2. In this house VIOLENCE is GOLDEN and sharing is for the WEAK |
| 3. Anyone who thinks the Byzantine empire and British empire were cool aren't allowed |
| 4. Anyone who puts pineapple on pizza will be put to death immediately |
| 5. It's my way or the Highway to your pitiful death sentence in the PIT OF DOOM |
| 6. If you haven't watched at least one anime (pokemon doesn't count) You can't be here |
| 7. If you think playing on your phone makes you a gamer you will instantly be smited off the face of this planet |